Juliet Dicaprio

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Losers in Pencil #1

Posted on | January 31, 2013 | 1 Comment

Angels of Warcraft:

HELLO!

It’s your brandless, random Emperor returning to her blog for reasons detectable only by very persistent spammers.

Some of the spam I get is like one long stream-of-conscious Vietnamese poem (yes, I do read some of it for artistic purposes…)

Speaking of art & blogging —- I have ART for you today. Y’all loved my ‘Poets in Pencil’ series so much last summer that I’ve decided to do another pencil series before I return to doing neon Singlewood storyboards [and who knows when that will be…]

The new series will be called ‘Losers in Pencil’ and it will be portraits of humans that i can barely look at. And our first subject is the genocidal Slim Jim known as Bashar Al- Assad. What a creepy guy. What a chillingly ugly face. I couldn’t wait to capture his evilness in pencil. I hope I succeeded.

Losers in Pencil #1

Losers in Pencil #1

But…I hope he does not send his death-drones to my house to shoot me because I drew his portrait….

ALSO, I have nothing to say today, except this….I am strange. I am quiet. I am “louder” in print than in “person.” I know what is going on. And I don’t like it.

Mean Girls over 40 + Immatooor Guys over 50 + a matriarchal spy = the Facebooky Quaasion

I am living my life the way it must be lived. If you have different expectations, please erase them immediately from the autocorrect chalkboard of your heart. Heart. Heart.

Something preachy…
Something profound…
Something political…
Something proferred
In anyone’s words but your own…

Enjoy the artwork, dammit.

My pretty army/leopard dress. Fuck You.

My pretty army/leopard dress. Fuck You.

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One Response to “Losers in Pencil #1”

  1. tony Egler
    February 4th, 2013 @ 8:07 am

    Crazy weekend! I love your Losers in Pencil #1. Assad is a slim jim dictator. You have such a pencil thing. I love what you can capture with that little carbon stick.

    Remember – Take Back the Weekend! is coming.

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